Bubba's war plan
Hey, I know how we kin whup 'em sumbitches in eye-rak. We kin drop this l'il ole fruitcake guy on 'em! Ones he doan scare off with 'at alligator mouth he kin bite they peters til they run! Plus he kin gets himself one 'em tablecloths to cover up 'at chipmonk he wearin on his haid an' beautify the environment somewhat. Course, he might oughter not mention pigs over'ere er sumbody kick his knighted ass fer 'im!