Wonder if a pair of these ol' Dee Cee bibs would do? I know Dan Rather used to wear 'em down on the ranch in Texas so he could scratch his nuts easy through the side vent. I seen him tonight and he looked so uncomfortable he might had a porcupine in his britches. Last time I seen anybody look that damn silly was when Cousin Twillis fell out of the hayloft and snagged his nutsack on a 20-penny nail. Well, that damn sheep looked sort of silly too.