Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Electronic Bubba

Hot damn, I may not be able to do a lot of this bloggin. I hear tell a feller can't do it less'n he's wearin' jammers and I ain't got none uh them damn thangs!

Wonder if a pair of these ol' Dee Cee bibs would do? I know Dan Rather used to wear 'em down on the ranch in Texas so he could scratch his nuts easy through the side vent. I seen him tonight and he looked so uncomfortable he might had a porcupine in his britches. Last time I seen anybody look that damn silly was when Cousin Twillis fell out of the hayloft and snagged his nutsack on a 20-penny nail. Well, that damn sheep looked sort of silly too.


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