I'm all tore up this mawnin. Michael Moore didn't get nominated fer a Oscar. It purty near kilt Uncle Ned. He been off down in the tractor shed with a jugga mule all mawnin, drankin his sorrows away. I reckon I'd better get a sangle tree handy cause I'll have to cold cock him oncet he goes on the jag that's comin. Onliest way to control Uncle Ned when he's on the wild side is wid a sangle tree up aside his own haid.