Monday, February 07, 2005

Whuts up bout this gomer stuff??

I here tell they gonna let gomersexual marry one tuther. By cracky then I shore oughter be able to marry my faverite chicken! I'll show em sumbitchs.

17 Comments:

At 12:11 PM, Blogger drumgurl said...

Dear E-Bubba,
Are you hot? Can I be your favorite chicken?
<3 Red

 
At 9:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

doan reckin mah chicken lak at to much, nosiree. i got hot oncet when i turned over the coal oil stove an set granny's house afire. she shore was pissed off!

 
At 9:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You fucking idiot.

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger Electronic Bubba said...

Why shore ima idjit! An' I shore duz lak fuckin so's Ima fuckin idjit too. Yew shore is a smart feller to reckinize all 'at!

 
At 3:11 AM, Anonymous SpongeBob said...

Dunno about chickens but all of the arguments in favor gay "marriage" are also justifications for the matrimonial relations you have with your sister, Bubba.

 
At 11:51 AM, Blogger Electronic Bubba said...

hell, feller, you way hind the times. i deevorct sis an' marred granny. got me sum good sedge 'ere, boah!

 
At 4:23 PM, Anonymous SpongeBob said...

Divorce? No need for it. The arguments in favor of gay "marriage" are also arguments for polyamory.

Just think of all of the extra insurance benefits.

 
At 11:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i banged ol miss poly oncet an she shore had a loose twat! kudnt come close to ol bossy, tho i didn't have to climb up on no bucket with miss poly. ` unlce ned

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Electronic Bubba said...

by dammit uncle ned you stay off'n here with yer bullshit! the law dun got on yew fer gettin to dam frinley with the cows. nextest thang yewll be up yonder in 'at crosbar hilton takin 1 up at chokolet higway and squelin lak a pig!

 
At 8:16 PM, Anonymous SpongeBob said...

Cut him some slack, Bubba. "Love makes a family" and Uncle Ned just wants some lovin'.

Besides, on the basis of Kinsey's research, zoophilia is a least as common as "gomersexuality", as you put it.

Beastiality is "abnormal" in the way that homosexuality is "abnormal". Beastiality is "unnatural" in the way that homosexuality is "unnatural". So cut those "gomersexuals" same slack. They are no worse than your Uncle Ned when he innocently indulges the love that dare not speak its name.

"We copulate, as they do. They have penises and vaginas, as we do, and the fact that the vagina of a calf can be sexually satisfying to a man shows how similar these organs are. The taboo on sex with animals may, as I have already suggested, have originated as part of a broader rejection of non-reproductive sex."

-Peter Singer, author of _Animal Liberation_ the locus classicus of "animal rights".

Just remember, "All animals are equal in the eyes of Mother Nature".

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Electronic Bubba said...

lord amighty sech talk bout gomersexuals an cow fukers!!! i reckin we done went plum loco!

 
At 10:35 PM, Anonymous SpongeBob said...

"[S]ex with animals does not always involve cruelty." - Peter Singer.

 
At 1:10 AM, Anonymous SpongeBob said...

"If it isn't exploitation and abuse, it may not be wrong." - Ingrid Newkirk

 
At 1:12 AM, Anonymous SpongeBob said...

"If it isn't exploitation and abuse, it may not be wrong." - Ingrid Newkirk

 
At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i knowed a feller one time what marred a suitcase. he shore did.

 
At 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What have I stumbled into here? Looks as though we have several cretins and a pompous asshole. Have fun, children.

 
At 12:41 AM, Anonymous SpongeBob said...

Bite your tongue. We progressive intellectual types are neither "pompous" or "cretins", as it pleases you to put it.

We're just more broad-minded than you garbage-mouth trailer-trash types.

 

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