Friday, March 25, 2005

repayin the faver

reckin i mite re-turn the faver and give is lil ol lawer boy a BUBBALANCH!

while im at it mite give this balhaided gomersexul a boost two!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

hot dam it a instylanch!

i jes pee'd my onliest kleen pair deecee bibs!

Monday, March 21, 2005

i a dum ass

but hell at lil ol reynols feller kaint even get his number rite!

The UN says Ethiopia has moved over 30,0000 troops up
to the Eritrean border, most of them near the disputed town of Badme.

Friday, March 18, 2005

welcum instrpuntid reder!

shore nuff!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

good helth

uncle ned he on a welness kick. i reckin he heard sumthin on the tellyvisor bout good helth an now hes a eatin rite. sez the feller sed a body oughter drank a quart melted lard ever day. it wuz at chiken evert coop feller what use be the sturgon genral. sed smokin an drankin lot help two. sed the feller sed drankin an drivin was good an everbodie shuld do hit. i thank uncle ned kaint here two good cause at doan sound rite to me.

Monday, March 14, 2005

reel storie on at instypuntid feller reynols

his reel namme be clem reynols an he a well knowed chicken fuker frum over bout tellico planes , boys! lestways at's what i here tell.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

les shoot good boys!

our boys over yonder in eyerak ain't gettin proper trainen seems to me. Hell if'n they cndn't hit 'at lil ole eyetalan commie woman with a whole mess of em shotin atere they must be bad shots! git uncle ned'n his squirel rifle over'ere an let him take keer them momahumpers. he pick they ass off one atta time.